"Some Holiday Cheer"

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  1. BankShot

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    Scribbled this out earlier today and thought it might add some cheer to your day........ :D


    'Twas the night before Christmas
    And all thru the RV park
    Not a creature was stirring
    And no dogs did they bark

    The TV's were on and the wine was flowing
    As the wife and I sat by a fire that was glowing
    When all of sudden there arose such a clatter
    I jumped up and went outside to see what was the matter

    The park's owner was out there in his holiday shorts
    And he was writing furiously a bunch of reports
    Seems the neighbors down the way
    Had been making some noise
    A complaint had been filed that referred to two boys
    Who'd been out throwing snowballs
    At RVs tucked in for the night
    The occupants were awakened and in quite a fright

    The moon on top of the new fallen snow
    Made it glisten like diamonds on the roadway below
    The owner made haste and wrote up the citation
    Realizing of course it would mean more aggravation

    As he turned to go back to his own home on wheels
    He muttered and mumbled about how all this feels
    Then he stumbled and fell on some ice in the dark
    And yelled out in frustration, "What's going on in this park!"

    His eyes how they sparkled, as his nose started to drip
    But nothing would keep him from making his trip
    As he slowly trudged off and into the night
    The poor old guy was really a sight
    But as he vanished from view, he was heard to exclaim
    Happy Holidays to all, next year take the plane!

    BankShot............(aka Terry)
     
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  2. Texasrvers

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    Pretty clever!:)
     
  3. mdcamping

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    Enjoyed reading this with my morning cup of coffee!
     
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    You should work for Hallmark! Cute poem.

    Lori-
     
  5. Fitzjohnfan

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    Very cool!!! You are a lyrical genius!
     
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    Thanks folks for liking my little Christmas message. I usually try to do one each year but the past couple of years I didn't get to it. I enjoy doing this and glad it brought a smile to your faces. Hope everyone enjoys a wonderful holiday season that is upon us................

    Hah Bumhug, oops I think I may have transposed a couple of letters, BankShot............(aka Terry)
     
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