Don't know if this is allowed but thought I'd try and slip it through anyway. Enjoy, it makes sense to me.................. Critical Thinking At Its Best! Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a very nice Class A motorhome? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No. Man: So where's your motorhome?
More RV humor... I pulled into a gas station to fill up and the person across from me asked if I get good gas mileage. I told him that a friend of mine and I have the same model motorhome and we both pulled into the last gas station together. My friend made the mistake of leaving the engine running and he's still at that station now!